omg this is actually really helpful
this is the greatest breaking bad video ever and it’s not even 10 seconds long
huh… indeed it is
Use this to combat pro-life “statistics” (aka, statistics pulled out of a random donkey’s hiney).
guys look at this hella cute flower its called ‘Peppermint twist’ eeeeee
reasons you should date me:
- i bake things and they taste good usually
- i will cuddle you always
- you can chill w/me for hours and just read or watch movies and not talk
- i could’ve murdered like 17 people by now but i haven’t
wow first of all how do you even touch a bird
when you’re talking with a friend and they suddenly say something really offensive and gross
Protect the pepis
are you a boy? your clothes are boy clothes.
are you a girl? your clothes are girl clothes.
are you outside the binary of boy and girl? so are your clothes.
did someone just tell you your clothes don’t match your gender identity? they are a trashcan and their clothes are trashcan clothes.
jokes about leonardo dicaprio not winning an oscar
Queer people are like birds, all very different but with one common goal:
Bread. Hundreds of tons of bread.
I had a dream about a cowboy movie last night and I woke up to write it down so I would remember